I DIDN’T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL
Stop says the red light, go says the green
Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between.
KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHT
WITH ITS EYE OF COAL
SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENSE PLATE
AND STARES INTO YOUR SOUL
THIS IS ALWAYS FUNNY
I don’t care how many times I’ve reblogged this
Witnesses say they asked Britney why she shaved her head and her response was, “I’m tired of plugging things into it. I’m tired of people touching me.”
i can never not reblog this
T-Pain: “That was the most beautiful thing in the world. Do you know why she was shaving her head? Because it was so important to other people. She is like, “Listen. Don’t touch my hair anymore. Stop touching my hair.” People were like, “We’ve got to make your hair before you go outside. You can’t leave.” She went … “Now I don’t have hair. What you going to do?”
The older I get the more her breakdown seems less ‘unbalanced’ and more ‘completely understandable’
Dascha Polanco at the Tracy Reese Fashion Show during Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2015
The whole side chick main chick bullshit is boys trying to create a pop culture in which cheating on the woman you’re with is considered cool or normal.
Don’t perpetuate it.
hi, so, uh
I assume a lot of people are hailing joan rivers as a feminist icon mainly because she opened comedy up to women through her standup
but, uh, unsurprisingly she was not the first to do that
that’s moms mabley. she was a comedian in the 20th century and was pretty much one of the few popular female comedians during that time. she did a lot of things people were uncomfortable doing at that time, like incorporating talks about racism into her standup and such. she was really popular
(psst she was even doing comedy before joan rivers was born)
she also inspired quite a few comedians you probably know about today like bill cosby and whoopi goldberg (whoopi even did a whole documentary on her because she was so enamored with her)
she was also a lesbian and did standup in androgynous clothing a lot of the time. and she was african american. makes you wonder why you’ve probably never heard of her before huh
so before you go give all the credit to joan rivers for getting women into comedy or being a feminist icon or whatever, remember moms mabley and her contributions too
omg okay so one time (i think it was sophomore year) i was sitting in class and my teacher, out of no where, says “i can see your bra strap through your shirt hanna” and i looked down and you literally couldn’t see it unless you were blatantly staring at my chest so i said, “well i can’t” and he says “you need to go change your shirt” and i said i didnt have another shirt so hes like then go home and i had a burning hatred for this teacher
i still dobecause it was like he went out of his way everyday to piss me off so i stood up and took off my bra under my shirt, dropped it on the floor next to my desk and sat down.
i was suspended for a week.
this is the most amazing thing I have ever read. I swear to god this gives me life.
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I WAS TRYING TO DO A TRICK ON MY FRIEND DARRELL BUT THEN I ENDED UP NEARLY CRYING I FEEL SO SHITTY LOOK HOW NICE HE IS.
this is so sad omg
keep him keep your friend forever
Kill this toxic and regressive idea that everyone deserves sympathy and love when they die.
Kill the theatrics of eulogizing the dead that serves to hinder an honest and comprehensive look at who they were and what they stood for.
Joan Rivers endorsed Palestinian genocide, end of story. Stop discussing her in terms of “not being politically correct”. Palestinian lives aren’t some abstract or otherworldly talking point and discussing an entire people in such a fashion as to render Joan Rivers’ endorsement of massacre as “disagreeable” is dehumanizing and racist.
She was callous and she was evil. Call the woman what she is, because she had no problem sanctioning other people’s death while she was alive.
Her quote with my emphasis, “Good. Good. When you declare war, you declare war. They started it. We now don’t count who’s dead. You’re dead, you deserve to be dead. Don’t you dare make me feel bad about that.”
She dead now.
Fleetwood Mac, 1976
im a bad person who thinks bad thoughts like ‘ew what is that girl wearing’ and then remember that im supposed to be positive about all things and then think ‘no she can wear what she wants, fuck what other people say damn girl u look fabulous’ and im just a teeny bit hypocritical tbh
I was always taught by my mother, That the first thought that goes through your mind is what you have been conditioned to think. What you think next defines who you are.